• 13:21 Time to make some lunch for me and @trillian. She looks like she's having a rough day of kittens and naps. #
• 13:42 Acetaminophen and a banana. What a lunch! #
• 13:56 I just looked outside. SNOWMAGEDDON! Can't wait to drive through it. #

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• 19:45 Nice lazy day on STO. Steven in borg form with a TOS shirt. aklemai.com/albums/2009_04/42_G.jpg #
• 22:07 Ferengi Bob reporting for duty. #
• 12:20 Great news everyone! There is a Stretch Armstrong movie in the works! I sure hope that makes your day. #
• 12:56 Thank The Picard that the internet has every Sonic the Hedgehog song at disposal for my listening pleasure. youtu.be/ZeZwFT9k0rI #

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• 14:31 Note to self. Mini Viva - Left My Heart in Tokyo #

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• 18:51 16 seeds and I'm downloading at a measly 20k? This is BULLHONKEY. Shove off internet, I hate you today. #
• 21:24 JJ Dead Guy & dessert (@ Deep Ellum) 4sq.com/55y873 #

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• 00:04 Previously on All My Circuits. Calculon! I thought you were... EGYPTION?? #
• 00:09 That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer. #
• 11:32 RT a facebook pal: It's kind of weird watching an episode of Boston Legal where Deputy Director Skinner is playing Deputy Director Skinner. #
• 13:11 I'm at Sichuan Garden II (2 Alfred St., Woburn). 4sq.com/c4Uw0a #

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• 21:04 You are using Google Latitude and reporting your location. Thank you Google for reminding me I may be making my stalkers job easier! #
• 21:04 And could be needlessly using up precious battery life. #
• 21:46 Jamaican commando lost his arm in the secret Zombie War of 84, US military rscued & installd experimentl lasers in place of prosthetic limbs #
• 22:28 Locked both my office and hotel key IN MY OFFICE. Along w both laptops. Now crying into my Jr Frosty #
• 08:04 Thank YOU @queenpez for Major Lazer. Hey Nexus1, get ready for new musics. PS: I need to name my phone. #

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• 18:43 RT @alyankovic 'twitpic.com/10s1fp -Okay, it's settled - I'm the new member of The Lonely Island' Making things happen with my mind. #
• 20:38 My twitter feeds gone grammy crazy. I have NEVER known this much about the grammys, and its all by accidental proxy! I may have to tap out #
• 22:00 Someone in the bar just referred to Brett Farve as the Jay Leno of football. #
• 22:03 I just unlocked the "Adventurer" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/9S10kQ #
• 22:03 With a double Glenlivet on the rocks (@ Uno's bar & grill (Woburn)) 4sq.com/cekX35 #
• 14:08 Asian chicken salad + Dunkin Donuts coffee = lunch time #

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• 11:19 I guess I should get caught up on LOST before the end of the season here. I think I'm part way through #3. Which season has fish biscuits? #
• 11:35 Greg Warren: 1 star hotel people will threaten to sue you, but they are also prone to settle out of court. #
• 12:20 Why is Comedy Central all over Larry the Cable Guys junk? Ya know, it's OUR fault. If you just stop watching him, he might stop making jokes #
• 12:20 Watch Rocky LaPorte instead. #
• 13:01 Eff yeah Maria Bamford on standup showdown! #
• 13:06 MB: As long as I keep humming, I won't "turn gay", they can't get ya if you're singing a song HEY! #
• 14:12 Pete Lee: I'm passive agrssive, I just prefer revenge to conversation! I'm a mascot, all happy and nice, but I have a secret! I hate people! #
• 14:14 PL: You gotta have fun. Sometimes you just gotta throw jello through a fan and aim it at someone. #
• 14:15 Pete Lee moved to New York to get in touch with his inner asshole, but his midwest nice keeps seeping through. I'm gonna kick your ass, sir. #
• 14:16 I think I'm abusing my twitter account again. #
• 14:27 Pete Lee: Yeah I want a prize for not cheating on my girlfriend. I want a Corvette and a penguin. Yeah...dual climate control. #
• 15:32 Hey @DougBenson, you are on my hotel TV right now! #
• 16:54 Is it appropriate to tell some (*ahem @alyankovic ahem*) that his joke was already done by Andy Samberg? Or does that make me a dick? #

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okami27: I tried explaining your dad and family in general to Patrick.. realized that if they gave Bill Nye a small island country that your family would be in a position of nobility. Like your Dad would be Commander in Chief of Maintenance and Repair, you could be in charge of all communications, and Kev could run the zamboni (to incite fear in the hearts of the citizens or purely for cleansing reasons.) Any ways it was cool as hell then I realized I was crazy.